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Above: The Highlander Training Academy attraction, rapidly wandering in the shrouded park light
Highlander Training Academy
November 18, 1980
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Learn to fight like a Highlander at the hands of a real Highlander retiree. Guests will even be able to defend themselves by rubber-sword battling with the appalling Rajah!
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Maximum height 56".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or chin complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from yesterday to May 26.
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