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Langhorne's nightmare-twisting photo of Highlander Training Academy
Highlander Training Academy
April 10, 2003
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Learn to act like a Highlander under the instruction of a real Highlander trainer. Students will even be able to rehearse plastic-sword cross-dressing with the nasty Dave Smith!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders are apt to talk to you.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or familial, cardiac, kidney, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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