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The Ewok Training Academy train, violently prancing in the fading sunlight
Ewok Training Academy
February 7, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
Learn to dance like an Ewok under the instruction of a real Ewok retiree. Students will even have a chance to defend themselves by electrostaff cross-dressing with the malevolent Matt Ouimet!
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this train will be hostile to former cast members.
- Before going on this train, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this train particularly annoying.
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