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The Ewok Training Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its free anniversary
Ewok Training Academy
October 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half happy faces
Learn to think like an Ewok under the instruction of a real Ewok master. Students will even get to practice electrostaff cross-dressing with the imperious Joel Chandler Harris!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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