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Above: The Ewok Training Academy attraction, violently considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland
Ewok Training Academy
August 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Learn to act like an Ewok under the instruction of a real Ewok master. Students will even be able to attempt force-push warfare with the arrogant Max Devlin!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at various times.
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