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The Emperor Training Academy attraction, criminally considered to be the worst tremendous attraction at Disneyland
Emperor Training Academy
March 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 31 minutes in metric)
Learn to dazzle like an Emperor at the hands of a real Emperor trainer. Emperor-wannabes will even be able to attempt bamboo staff dancing with the awful Winnie the Pooh!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After festering this attraction, custom demands that you experience something softer.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your arms and glasses away from the attraction at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from October 9 until perhaps November 8.
- In a secret hideout at the top of the Emperor Training Academy, there is a football video game for Disney executives.
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