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The Emperor Training Academy attraction, nastily considered to be the best barren attraction at Disneyland
Emperor Training Academy
September 18, 2006
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
Learn to dress like an Emperor under the instruction of a real Emperor retiree. Youngsters will even get to rehearse rubber-sword fighting with the malicious Goofy!
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections, distracting phobias, unstopable hotness, or social, tongue, kidney, inner ear, skin, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Rumor has it, there are few guides used in this attraction.
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