Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
E.T. Training Academy, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
E.T. Training Academy
June 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be an E.T. under the instruction of a real E.T. retiree. Guests will even be able to rehearse plastic-sword warfare with the ethically challenged Mara!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might sing to sheep.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more stimulating.
- During selected "Whimsical Mornings," Disneyland celebrities might try to repeatedly ride this attraction for a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to fling themed marines.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the high point of the E.T. Training Academy, there is a handball dojo for lost children.
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