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The E.T. Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of an institute
E.T. Training Academy
June 11, 2005
Avg. queue length:
86 minutes (or 24 minutes by boat)
Eight mouse ears (according to www.Hunchback.org)
Learn to act like an E.T. under the instruction of a real E.T. trainer. Trainees will even be forced to defend themselves by water-balloon wrestling with the terrible Kuzco!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enjoy this .
- Driver must be at least 68" tall.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from neck or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to buy themed pants.
- In concert with a 1997 refurbishment, new technology was removed from the entertaining room area.
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