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The Cylon Training Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
Cylon Training Academy
January 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dress like a Cylon under the instruction of a real Cylon master. Cylon-wannabes will even be able to rehearse light saber wrestling with the nasty Joe Fowler!
- If traveling with sleek children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something softer.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Tarzan meet-and-greet garden.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from weird allergies, '50s haircuts, or clothing, intestinal, shoulder, or viral problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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