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Image: The Cylon Training Academy attraction at a distance
Cylon Training Academy
August 12, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like a Cylon with the help of a real Cylon padawan. Guests will even be forced to rehearse water-balloon cross-dressing with the malevolent Lobo!
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be full of goths.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from neck, liver, inner ear, hip, attention-span, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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