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The Cylon Training Academy attraction, vapidly careening in the evening sunlight
Cylon Training Academy
December 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dance like a Cylon at the hands of a real Cylon padawan. Cylon-wannabes will even be forced to attempt simulated combat with the imperious Lonnie Burr!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and pathetic).
- Bumping may occur.
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