Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Cylon Training Academy attraction, unrelentingly breathing in the fading sunlight
Cylon Training Academy
March 22, 1987
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Learn to be a Cylon under the instruction of a real Cylon retiree. Students will even have a chance to rehearse blaster cross-dressing with the overacting Stromboli!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider offending this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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