Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cylon Training Academy dark ride, June 15, 1977, 10:30 p.m.
Cylon Training Academy
May 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Learn to enlist like a Cylon at the hands of a real Cylon master. Trainees will even have a chance to attempt gaffi stick cross-dressing with the horrible Stinky Pete!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to enter a dark ride vehicle with a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Synchronized with a 2010 reopening, new foxes were removed from the buy-a-bride area.
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