Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cylon Training Academy attraction, sleepily daring in the evening moonlight
Cylon Training Academy
June 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like a Cylon under the instruction of a real Cylon retiree. Trainees will even get to attempt simulated cross-dressing with the appalling Tex!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland cast members will want to repeatedly ride this attraction just a quarter hour prior to its closing.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character autograph place.
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