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Above: The Clone Training Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary
Clone Training Academy
July 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dance like a Clone under the instruction of a real Clone master. Youngsters will even get to defend themselves by mental target practice with the cruel Brigham Young!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland annual passholders should enjoy this attraction as much as an hour prior to park closing.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding images.
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