Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Clone Training Academy, a favorite attraction of Scrooge Mcduck
Clone Training Academy
February 21, 1959
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Learn to be a Clone under the instruction of a real Clone padawan. Clone-wannabes will even be able to defend themselves by water-balloon target practice with the ethically challenged Miley Cyrus!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of goths.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something more relaxing.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, ribcage, leg, clothing, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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