Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cast Member Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Cast Member Training Academy
July 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dance like a Cast Member under the instruction of a real Cast Member retiree. Guests will even be forced to attempt simulated dancing with the dreadful Napoleon!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to enjoy this attraction last thing before lunch.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or heart, romantic, kidney, shoulder, hair, or clothing problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the area was conceived.
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