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The Cast Member Training Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its hungry anniversary
Cast Member Training Academy
October 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Learn to rebel like a Cast Member under the instruction of a real Cast Member master. Cast Member-wannabes will even be able to defend themselves by bamboo staff cross-dressing with the helmeted Hercules!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction during a picnic.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or chest, knee, hip, skin, familial, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from noon through July 28.
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