Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Kirk Training Academy attraction, September 12, 1979, 9:34 a.m.
Captain Kirk Training Academy
November 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge mouse ears
Learn to surrender like a Captain Kirk with the help of a real Captain Kirk retiree. Trainees will even be forced to rehearse bamboo staff fighting with the ethically challenged Art Linkletter!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
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