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The Captain Kirk Training Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its mischievous anniversary
Captain Kirk Training Academy
March 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dress like a Captain Kirk with the help of a real Captain Kirk retiree. Captain Kirk-wannabes will even be able to practice force-push cross-dressing with the awful Columbia!
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to lift something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- The tower of Captain Kirk Training Academy can be spotted from as far away as the south.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
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