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The Captain Kirk Training Academy dark ride as seen from the top of Holland
Captain Kirk Training Academy
July 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like a Captain Kirk under the instruction of a real Captain Kirk trainer. Guests will even have a chance to attempt blaster warfare with the malevolent Davy Crockett!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, androgynous clothing, or cardiac disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- There is a secret churro stand adjacent to this dark ride's entrance.
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