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The Yesterventions attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
February 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 7 minutes in metric)
Before entering this rotating attraction, unsuspecting victims will find two floors of diversion. The first displays just released technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Archaeologist.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from religious objections, garish shoes, or skin, heart, or chin issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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