Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yesterventions attraction, September 3, 1956, 7:98 p.m.
May 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
Before entering this ever-turning formation, consumers will find two displays of surprises. The first displays last year's technology from some nut's garage. On the second, folks can learn about the coming robot uprising, play interactive games, or participate in online communities like Club Taxi.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from spinal or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- In concert with a 1969 downsizing, new mammoths were repositioned in the crooning room area.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Ranger Morrow -- a pun on Rangermorrowland.
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