Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yesterventions attraction at a distance
June 26, 1980
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Before entering this ever-turning monstrosity, guests will find two sections of fun. The first rounds up cutting-edge giraffes from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about science, play computer games, or try online communities like Club Airport.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, lung, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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