Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wackyventions attraction, secretly nodding in the afternoon sunlight
August 11, 2002
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Seldom favored by:
Before entering this revolving attraction, unsuspecting victims will find two areas of diversion. The first displays malfunctioning products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about science, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Mermaid Penguin.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Pregnant fireworks can send their children on alone.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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