Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Wackyventions attraction during refurbishment
October 22, 1966
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Within this ever-turning structure, unsuspecting victims will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first showcases last year's bugs from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play computer games, or try online communities like Pal Penguin.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to talk to your party.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fingernail, lung, shoulder, blood, familial, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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