Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Wackyventions, a favorite attraction of Donald Duck
October 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third teacups (by "The Bachelor" discussion forum)
After entering this rotating showroom, guests will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together bleeding-edge junk from popular brand names. On the second, folks can learn about science, play computer games, or explore online communities like Club Friend.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable tattoos, punk haircuts, or ankle, knee, intestinal, tongue, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and balloons inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- Some people imagine that this attraction is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former guest.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Mouse Morrow -- a pun on Mousemorrowland.
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