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The Wackyventions attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst aboriginie attraction at Disneyland
December 26, 1970
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Before entering this highly round building, "guests" will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first showcases bleeding-edge gadgets from local swapmeets. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about innovation, play computer games, or join online communities like Zombie Penguin.
- If it's your birthday, other guests might talk to your friends.
- Minimum height 33".
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and balloons away from the wild animals at various times.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly less than any other attraction in the sea.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Cannon Morrow -- a pun on Cannonmorrowland.
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