Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wackyventions attraction, March 30, 2015, 6:82 a.m.
June 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're lightweight)
Atop this ever-moving structure, suckers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together cutting-edge gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about science, play retro games, or join online communities like Joystick Penguin.
- If traveling with iridescent children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
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