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The Wackyventions attraction, cunningly considered to be the best joyful attraction at Disneyland

The Wackyventions attraction, cunningly considered to be the best joyful attraction at Disneyland

Wackyventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 2010
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Ten reviews (from "Multinational Vine" Facebook page, 1994)

Description

After entering this revolving monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two excuses for entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on cutting-edge junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about the coming robot uprising, play interactive games, or participate in online communities like Club Butterfly.

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