Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Turboventions attraction at night
February 5, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this rotating formation, the ignorant will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first displays just released products from local swapmeets. On the second, folks can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Volunteer Penguin.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or leg, knee, shoulder, skin, heart, or finger issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- In 1993, this attraction was renovated to tone down rooms that could be seen as unmagical.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Ranger Morrow -- a pun on Rangermorrowland.
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