Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Turboventions attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Turboventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1973
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Zero rainbows
Description
Within this highly round monstrosity, the curious will find two types of diversion. The first displays massively expensive products from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play board games, or participate in online communities like Club Pan.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as your eye to ride with a parent.
- Maximum height 63".
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