Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Turboventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 23, 1967
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Atop this highly round former advertisement for electricity, suckers will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning devices from corporate sponsors. On the second, guests can learn about technology in their lives, play board games identical to the ones they have at home, or explore online communities like Club Rider.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in this queue.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, unexplained extra limbs, clown perfume, or shoulder or social issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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