Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Picture: Benji's mint-dowsing photo of Turboventions
March 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
Before entering this rotating formation, unsuspecting victims will find two displays of fun. The first demonstrates massively expensive parents from popular brand names. On the second, adventurers can learn about technology in their lives, play retro games, or explore online communities like Club Bird.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to walk past this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your driver to ride with a parent.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness, goth clothing, '80s haircuts, or fingernail, elbow, hip, or inner ear problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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