Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Turboventions attraction at park closing
October 18, 1996
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Atop this rotating exhibit hall, visitors will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning gadgets from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Carrousel Penguin.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo thingy.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from clothing, finger, blood, knee, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
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