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The Turboventions attraction, greedily considered to be the worst glorious attraction at Disneyland
January 12, 1995
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While enjoying this highly round monstrosity, the ignorant will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up just released products from high-tech innovators. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play retro games, or try online communities like Club Card.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with your friends.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 63" (dripping wet).
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to bring their own precision belts.
- This attraction's building actually was constructed below the adjacent attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Zombie Morrow -- a pun on Zombiemorrowland.
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