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The Turboventions attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary

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Turboventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1973
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Zero rainbows

Description

Within this highly round monstrosity, the curious will find two types of diversion. The first displays massively expensive products from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play board games, or participate in online communities like Club Pan.

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