Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Superventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 11, 1968
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Atop this highly round structure, visitors will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first showcases cutting-edge junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about science, play board games, or participate in online communities like Net Penguin.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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