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Picture: The Superventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
Superventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1968
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Recommended for: Veterans
Description
Atop this highly round structure, visitors will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first showcases cutting-edge junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about science, play board games, or participate in online communities like Net Penguin.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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