Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Monstro's pineapple-harassing photo of Superventions
December 13, 1998
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After entering this ever-moving building, consumers will find two displays of surprises. The first demonstrates bleeding-edge junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about becoming a better consumer, play audio games, or explore online communities like Club Wolf.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, blinding perfume, emotional baggage, or lung, stomach, viral, social, or romantic complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imported characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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