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The Superventions attraction at dusk
September 30, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge pirates
Atop this ever-moving former advertisement for electricity, unsuspecting victims will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates cutting-edge junk from corporate sponsors. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games, or participate in online communities like Donkey Penguin.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland bloggers may be able to bypass this attraction just a quarter hour prior to its opening.
- Minimum height 42 kilometers.
- Maximum IQ 106.
- The picture in the queen room was originally a prop in the Disney film "10 Leagues Inside the Manager".
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Instruction Morrow -- a pun on Instructionmorrowland.
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