Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Superventions, a favorite attraction of Darby O'Gill
June 10, 1983
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While enjoying this ever-turning formation, the ignorant will find two floors of entertainment. The first displays last year's technology from mad scientists. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play audio games, or explore online communities like Shell Penguin.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Special effects may be too boring for retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, inner ear, attention-span, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
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