Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sponsorventions attraction, brightly sleeping in the evening moonlight
December 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge fairies
Before entering this highly round building, consumers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up just released technology from local swapmeets. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or participate in online communities like Club Ceiling.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to ride.
- Maximum width 25".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety belts.
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