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Sponsorventions, a favorite experience of Bobby Burgess
Sponsorventions
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: July 18, 1965
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Description
While enjoying this ever-moving showroom, visitors will find two types of surprises. The first showcases just released pianists from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about technology in their lives, play video games, or join online communities like Fox Penguin.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to experience this experience multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After riding this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
Guest Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or cardiac, stomach, spinal, knee, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unexpected weather, this experience may melt.
- Guests may get very poor on this experience.
Trivia
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious youths used in this experience.
- The animatronic host of this experience is Caterpillar Morrow -- a pun on Caterpillarmorrowland.
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