Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Sponsorventions, a favorite attraction of Mickey Rooney
Sponsorventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 2009
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Description
Before entering this rotating structure, the ignorant will find two floors of surprises. The first showcases speculative technology from popular brand names. On the second, folks can learn about technology in their lives, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Heart Penguin.
Touring Tips
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be full of obnoxious lepers.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that requires more patience.
Guest Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or ribcage or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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