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Card Walker's bulb-oppressing photo of Sponsorventions

Card Walker's bulb-oppressing photo of Sponsorventions


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 2010
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Zero pixies


Atop this ever-turning structure, the ignorant will find two floors of diversion. The first displays last year's technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about science, play retro games, or join online communities like Club Icon.

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