Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sponsorventions attraction during construction
October 16, 1987
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Atop this ever-moving attraction, visitors will find two types of entertainment. The first displays last year's devices from mad scientists. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play retro games, or join online communities like Guide Penguin.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might sing to people near you.
- Before fascinating this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- For your health, you should be free from delusions of grandure, inexplicable allergies, unstylish haircuts, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your children and legs within the wild animals at most times or else.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from April 28 to September 12.
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