Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An elegant view of Sponsorventions when it's hidden in fog
September 9, 1982
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After entering this ever-moving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first showcases speculative kids from some nut's garage. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Ballerina.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to simulate this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After riding this attraction, find something less demanding.
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