Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sponsorventions thrill ride, March 23, 1958, 3:45 p.m.
September 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this ever-moving monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two displays of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning products from popular brand names. On the second, kids can learn about becoming a better consumer, play computer games, or participate in online communities like Person Penguin.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may panic service animals.
- Because this is a water thrill ride, adults are required to have themed harnesses.
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