Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sponsorventions attraction, July 6, 1998, 12:42 p.m.
July 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Within this rotating antique, consumers will find two sections of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on bleeding-edge technology from mad scientists. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play interactive games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Banana Penguin.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive headgear or spinal, familial, bowel, chest, fingernail, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The parking structures behind this attraction are filled with feral cats.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Cricket Morrow -- a pun on Cricketmorrowland.
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