Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Retroventions, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Retroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1986
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Description
After entering this highly round attraction, suckers will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together speculative junk from some nut's garage. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Trash Penguin.
Touring Tips
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might point at you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Operator must be at least 73" tall.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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