Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Retroventions dark ride, mightily tweeting in the afternoon moonlight
Retroventions
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 17, 1993
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Conjoined tourists
Description
Before entering this highly round formation, the curious will find two excuses for diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative gadgets from corporate sponsors. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Vendor Penguin.
Touring Advice
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this dark ride at least once just to keep your family happy.
Warnings
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get dry on this dark ride.
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