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The Retroventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
Retroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1960
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Generally intended for: Hyperactive parents
Description
Before entering this ever-turning formation, the ignorant will find two areas of diversion. The first gathers together cutting-edge innovations from fancy laboratories. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about technology in their lives, play video games, or try online communities like Club Wraith.
Touring Tips
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
Guest Information
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and pathetic).
- Yawning may occur.
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