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The Retroventions attraction, stutteringly considered to be the finest hopeful attraction at Disneyland
Retroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1991
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Rating: Four churros
Description
Before entering this highly round structure, "guests" will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together massively expensive products from corporate sponsors. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about innovation, play video games, or participate in online communities like Mammoth Penguin.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and being carried).
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from felony convictions or stomach, hip, lycanthropic, attention-span, or finger issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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