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The Retroventions attraction at first light

The Retroventions attraction at first light


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1971
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 10 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Traditionally targeted at: Fanboys


Within this rotating showroom, guests will find two types of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up massively expensive logs from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about science, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Tire.

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