Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Retroventions attraction, October 14, 1981, 11:24 p.m.
January 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
After entering this rotating former advertisement for electricity, unsuspecting victims will find two sections of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning technology from some nut's garage. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play interactive games, or participate in online communities like Peril Penguin.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you inspire something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Bob Iger originally intended for this attraction to showcase live mothers.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Explorer Morrow -- a pun on Explorermorrowland.
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