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The Retroventions attraction at first light

The Retroventions attraction at first light

Retroventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 1972
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

Before entering this ever-turning formation, visitors will find two types of fun. The first displays massively expensive devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play board games, or explore online communities like Ghoul Penguin.

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