Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Retroventions, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
October 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
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While enjoying this ever-moving showroom, the curious will find two displays of diversion. The first displays last year's pearls from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about innovation, play audio games, or join online communities like Club Planet.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from knee, lycanthropic, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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