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Retroventions, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
November 8, 1998
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Atop this ever-moving formation, unsuspecting victims will find two sections of entertainment. The first rounds up last year's innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about innovation, play audio games, or try online communities like Wheelchair Penguin.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be crammed full of former vampires.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- One of the pioneers was built to age as a tribute to Secretariat.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Dachshund Morrow -- a pun on Dachshundmorrowland.
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