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Retroventions, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

Retroventions, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

Retroventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1986
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

After entering this highly round attraction, suckers will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together speculative junk from some nut's garage. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Trash Penguin.

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