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A current view of Retroventions when it's not covered in crocodiles
September 6, 1997
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While enjoying this ever-moving antique, visitors will find two types of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's junk from fancy laboratories. On the second, guests can learn about science, play board games, or join online communities like Mermaid Penguin.
- Guests stuck with wild boys should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- During bad storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- On its first year before its last refurbishment, the Retroventions essentially was borded up.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Dumpling Morrow -- a pun on Dumplingmorrowland.
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