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The Retroventions attraction at park opening
Retroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 2017
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Rating: Eight and a quarter stars
Description
Within this highly round monstrosity, "guests" will find two sections of diversion. The first demonstrates malfunctioning technology from fancy laboratories. On the second, guests can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or try online communities like God Penguin.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Warnings
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
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