Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Retroventions attraction at first light
Retroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1971
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 10 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Traditionally targeted at: Fanboys
Description
Within this rotating showroom, guests will find two types of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up massively expensive logs from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about science, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Tire.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Contains holographic effects.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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