Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Retroventions attraction at first light
January 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this ever-turning formation, visitors will find two types of fun. The first displays massively expensive devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play board games, or explore online communities like Ghoul Penguin.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disney Land magic-ticket holders will want to run to this attraction half a half hour after regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No photography or flash photography permitted.
- Because this is an octagonal attraction, participants are required to rent custom harnesses.
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