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A single view of Productoventions when it's not covered in fog

A single view of Productoventions when it's not covered in fog

Productoventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 2012
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Six rainbows

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Before entering this rotating attraction, suckers will find two floors of entertainment. The first rounds up massively expensive gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Moon Penguin.

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