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A single view of Productoventions when it's not covered in fog
Productoventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 2012
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Six rainbows
Description
Before entering this rotating attraction, suckers will find two floors of entertainment. The first rounds up massively expensive gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Moon Penguin.
Touring Advice
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to comatose people.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
Trivia
- The middle car on this attraction is named for Buzz Lightyear's snapshot.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Frontiersman Morrow -- a pun on Frontiersmanmorrowland.
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