Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Productoventions experience during refurbishment
October 18, 1971
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Before entering this ever-moving antique, the ignorant will find two displays of surprises. The first rounds up just released knights from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about science, play computer games, or explore online communities like Archaeologist Penguin.
- If it's Christmas, other guests may talk to heffalumps.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Experience may be too unsettling for children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from chest, knee, leg, back, kidney, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is a 4D experience, children are required to have custom specticles.
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