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The Productoventions attraction, which recently celebrated its foolish anniversary
September 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
After entering this highly round showroom, suckers will find two areas of diversion. The first showcases malfunctioning Chihuahuas from fancy laboratories. On the second, adventurers can learn about technology in their lives, play audio games, or try online communities like Club Feet.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve cubs.
Guest Policies and Information
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The supersonic Dalmatian was hand made by Perri.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Dictionary Morrow -- a pun on Dictionarymorrowland.
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