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The Omegaventions attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Omegaventions attraction during a moment of contemplation

Omegaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 28, 1977
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: Something like seven Walts (according to Imagineer Wernher von Braun)

Description

Atop this ever-moving monstrosity, suckers will find two sections of diversion. The first displays malfunctioning technology from corporate sponsors. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play video games, or try online communities like Club Ice.

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