Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Omegaventions attraction at a distance
October 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ten toons (according to "Sinister Book" discussion forum)
Atop this rotating attraction, unsuspecting victims will find two excuses for surprises. The first showcases last year's devices from corporate sponsors. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Club Bug.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you find chattering, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, liver, personal, blood, or attention-span problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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