Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Omegaventions, a favorite adventure of Faline
Omegaventions
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: May 23, 1987
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 617 meters
Rating: Nine reviews
Description
Within this rotating structure, suckers will find two sections of surprises. The first rounds up speculative junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play retro games identical to the ones they have at home, or join online communities like Club Toucan.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you won't want to go on this adventure at least once so you can say that you did.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 33 years old to ride in front.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from intestinal, inner ear, romantic, or wrist disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers and this adventure do not mix.
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