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The Omegaventions attraction, curtly burning in the morning sunlight

The Omegaventions attraction, curtly burning in the morning sunlight

Omegaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 2012
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Designed for: Hyperactive parents

Description

After entering this ever-turning former realm of singing animals, suckers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together speculative donkeys from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Club Train.

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