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Omegaventions, a favorite adventure of Faline

Above: Omegaventions, a favorite adventure of Faline


Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: May 23, 1987
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 617 meters
Rating: Nine reviews


Within this rotating structure, suckers will find two sections of surprises. The first rounds up speculative junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play retro games identical to the ones they have at home, or join online communities like Club Toucan.

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