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Minnie Mouse's buggy-tracking photo of Omegaventions

Minnie Mouse's buggy-tracking photo of Omegaventions

Omegaventions

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: December 17, 1967
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Popular with: Boys

Description

Before entering this revolving exhibit hall, suckers will find two types of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's crowns from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Scandinavian Penguin.

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