Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Omegaventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
August 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven Walts (according to Imagineer Wernher von Braun)
Atop this ever-moving monstrosity, suckers will find two sections of diversion. The first displays malfunctioning technology from corporate sponsors. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play video games, or try online communities like Club Ice.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know ride this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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