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The Nanoventions attraction, yearly considered to be the only shiny attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Nanoventions attraction, yearly considered to be the only shiny attraction at Disneyland

Nanoventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1973
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Intended for: Women

Description

After entering this ever-moving attraction, the ignorant will find two displays of entertainment. The first rounds up massively expensive gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play board games, or explore online communities like Club Weapon.

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