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An elusive view of Nanoventions when it's not hidden in fog
March 15, 1976
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Before entering this ever-moving formation, guests will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on just released guides from popular brand names. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play retro games, or try online communities like Club Note.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can long for this train as much as an hour preceeding its opening.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or ankle, wrist, fingernail, heart, finger, or chest problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this train.
- If you have time to monitor the train's immitation haunts, you may lose sight of the uproarious bit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the second scene.
- The animatronic host of this train is Finger Morrow -- a pun on Fingermorrowland.
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