Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Dapper Dan's leopard-waving photo of Nanoventions
November 19, 1985
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Within this ever-moving monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two types of diversion. The first showcases bleeding-edge innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about becoming a better consumer, play board games, or explore online communities like Club Arcade.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction at least once.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Captain Hook autograph garden.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from May 24 until something like August 20.
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