Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Donald Duck's cheetah-overlapping photo of Nanoventions
May 22, 2002
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Within this ever-moving attraction, the ignorant will find two excuses for diversion. The first displays malfunctioning devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about innovation, play video games, or join online communities like Attendee Penguin.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Griffith Park interaction location.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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