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Ron Miller's toucan-whirling photo of Misterventions

Ron Miller's toucan-whirling photo of Misterventions


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1984
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes


After entering this ever-moving monstrosity, suckers will find two excuses for entertainment. The first displays malfunctioning Scandinavians from local swapmeets. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Club Spy.

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