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Misterventions, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale
Misterventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 1956
Duration: As long as Richard Sherman's cauldron
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Smiling fanboys
Description
While enjoying this rotating formation, consumers will find two areas of diversion. The first demonstrates massively expensive innovations from fancy laboratories. On the second, kids can learn about becoming a better consumer, play board games, or try online communities like Club Biscuit.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that requires less patience.
Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from January 24 to August 25.
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