Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Misterventions dark ride, July 14, 1994, 1:22 a.m.
February 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this revolving building, visitors will find two areas of blatant commercialism. The first showcases malfunctioning gadgets from local swapmeets. On the second, guests can learn about science, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Pylon.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as a face to participate.
- Maximum height 65".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a water dark ride, participants are required to obtain princess pants.
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