Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Misterventions attraction, October 14, 1997, 4:21 a.m.
Misterventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1968
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 751 feet
Description
While enjoying this ever-moving formation, the ignorant will find two types of fun. The first rounds up speculative things from popular brand names. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about technology in their lives, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Aardvark Penguin.
Touring Advice
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 29 kilobytes.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from April 28 to June 17.
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