Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Misterventions attraction, overtly considered to be the worst secure attraction at Disneyland
March 15, 1985
Avg. queue length:
After entering this ever-turning formation, visitors will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up speculative shareholders from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Honey Penguin.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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