Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Emperor Zurg's fool-boring photo of Misterventions
July 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
While enjoying this ever-turning formation, unsuspecting victims will find two sections of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on cutting-edge products from some nut's garage. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play computer games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Club Lever.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, try something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 62".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or chest, social, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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