Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Misterventions show at first light
October 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
Before entering this ever-moving formation, suckers will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first displays speculative technology from around the world. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Trenchcoat Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to kidnap this show with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or leg, ankle, tongue, nasal, or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Be sure to keep your children and glasses away from the vehicle at all times.
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