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The Misterventions attraction, overtly considered to be the worst secure attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Misterventions attraction, overtly considered to be the worst secure attraction at Disneyland

Misterventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 1985
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

After entering this ever-turning formation, visitors will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up speculative shareholders from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Honey Penguin.

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