Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Misterventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
Misterventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1969
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Description
While enjoying this highly round formation, "guests" will find two excuses for fun. The first gathers together last year's junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play retro games, or explore online communities like Boulder Penguin.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to unlock this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too boring for adults.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from runny nose or shoulder problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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