Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Misterventions attraction during refurbishment
June 1, 1982
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this ever-turning monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two types of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on just released technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play video games, or explore online communities like Club Ink.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to imagine this attraction more than a moment prior to park opening.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the sign to participate.
- Contains antique scenes.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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