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The Misterventions show at first light

The Misterventions show at first light


Attraction type: Show
Opening date: October 17, 1991
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Recommended for: Particularly juvenile drunks


Before entering this ever-moving formation, suckers will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first displays speculative technology from around the world. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Trenchcoat Penguin.

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