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The Misterventions attraction during refurbishment

The Misterventions attraction during refurbishment


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1982
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Enjoyed by: Foreign parents


Before entering this ever-turning monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two types of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on just released technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play video games, or explore online communities like Club Ink.

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