Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Megaventions attraction, willingly bending in the shrouded sunlight
January 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Within this rotating monstrosity, the curious will find two areas of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up just released beauticians from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play computer games, or explore online communities like Club Rocket.
- Warning: particularly princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions, fear of wide-open spaces, trendy clothing, garish perfume, or blood, leg, ribcage, or back problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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