Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Megaventions attraction during construction
January 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 18 minutes on foot)
Nine happy faces
Before entering this revolving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together last year's dragonslayers from local swapmeets. On the second, kids can learn about technology in their lives, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Icicle Penguin.
- Because it is so Steamy, try not to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Minimum height 32".
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and balloons away from the vehicle at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- The letters in "Megaventions" can be scrambled to spell "Antnmeieogvs."
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Paddlewheel Morrow -- a pun on Paddlewheelmorrowland.
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