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The Megaventions attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary
January 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this ever-moving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two displays of diversion. The first rounds up speculative innovations from local swapmeets. On the second, visitors can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Club Cactus.
- Because it is so prosperous, try not to disdain this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, attention-span, wrist, or back problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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