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The Masterventions attraction as seen from the top of a place

The Masterventions attraction as seen from the top of a place

Masterventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes

Description

After entering this rotating showroom, suckers will find two excuses for entertainment. The first demonstrates just released products from local swapmeets. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Lamp Penguin.

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