Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Masterventions attraction as seen from the top of a place
Masterventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Description
After entering this rotating showroom, suckers will find two excuses for entertainment. The first demonstrates just released products from local swapmeets. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Lamp Penguin.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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