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The Masterventions attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst benign attraction at Disneyland

The Masterventions attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst benign attraction at Disneyland

Masterventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1975
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Before entering this rotating attraction, visitors will find two displays of diversion. The first showcases massively expensive devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about becoming a better consumer, play interactive games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Girl Penguin.

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