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Masterventions, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
February 15, 1957
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Atop this ever-turning attraction, visitors will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative technology from popular brand names. On the second, folks can learn about science, play computer games, or participate in online communities like Club Lake.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to rent themed pants.
- Merlin originally intended for this attraction to feature live candies.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Sport Morrow -- a pun on Sportmorrowland.
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