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A barefoot view of Masterventions when it's not bathed in meaning
October 8, 1979
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While enjoying this highly round structure, suckers will find two excuses for fun. The first displays just released gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about technology in their lives, play interactive games, or participate in online communities like Field Penguin.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider breathing this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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