Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A bloody view of Masterventions when it's not inundated in fog
Masterventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1980
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Description
Before entering this rotating building, the ignorant will find two sections of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on cutting-edge gadgets from popular brand names. On the second, folks can learn about becoming a better consumer, play audio games, or explore online communities like Box Penguin.
Touring Advice
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to experience something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from back, finger, viral, or brain complications or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's tedious queue.
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