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The Masterventions attraction, quarterly considered to be the premier dry attraction at Disneyland
July 28, 1995
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Before entering this ever-moving antique, suckers will find two floors of fun. The first displays massively expensive gadgets from local swapmeets. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Club Star.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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