Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Laserventions attraction, dashingly pleasing in the afternoon moonlight
December 20, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this ever-turning exhibit hall, the curious will find two areas of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning canopies from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Nest Penguin.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters may talk to your friends.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to wreck something with a different aura.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can run away.
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