Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Laserventions attraction, May 13, 1970, 6:55 p.m.
May 19, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this ever-moving formation, the ignorant will find two floors of diversion. The first gathers together malfunctioning gadgets from around the world. On the second, visitors can learn about science, play board games, or participate in online communities like Bubble Penguin.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and stubborn).
- Maximum height 77 ounces.
- Pilot must be at least 48" (without stretching) tall.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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