Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Laserventions attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst solar attraction at Disneyland
January 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
After entering this highly round monstrosity, visitors will find two excuses for fun. The first tries to put lipstick on bleeding-edge junk from corporate sponsors. On the second, adventurers can learn about the coming robot uprising, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Club Pineapple.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, high blood pressure, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
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