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The Laserventions attraction, dashingly pleasing in the afternoon moonlight

The Laserventions attraction, dashingly pleasing in the afternoon moonlight

Laserventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1958
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Before entering this ever-turning exhibit hall, the curious will find two areas of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning canopies from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Nest Penguin.

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