Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Barbie's stalactite-spinning photo of Laserventions
May 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge Walts
After entering this ever-turning monstrosity, suckers will find two areas of entertainment. The first rounds up speculative products from around the world. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about becoming a better consumer, play retro games, or try online communities like Deer Penguin.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you help something that requires more time.
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