Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Laserventions, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
February 26, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Atop this ever-moving exhibit hall, the ignorant will find two sections of surprises. The first displays speculative gadgets from mad scientists. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play retro games, or join online communities like Club Can.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 47".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.