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The Laserventions attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst solar attraction at Disneyland

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Laserventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1984
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten tikis

Description

After entering this highly round monstrosity, visitors will find two excuses for fun. The first tries to put lipstick on bleeding-edge junk from corporate sponsors. On the second, adventurers can learn about the coming robot uprising, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Club Pineapple.

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