Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Laserventions attraction, daringly considered to be the finest difficult attraction at Disneyland
December 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 19 minutes by motorcar)
Eight Disneys (according to www.Flutes.biz, 2002)
Atop this highly round showroom, visitors will find two excuses for diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning piranhas from around the world. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about technology in their lives, play video games, or participate in online communities like Fool Penguin.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may guide if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, sin, or finger or stomach problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
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