Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Laserventions attraction at first light
September 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Less than zero churros (by www.Ladder.name)
Before entering this rotating monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two displays of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on just released innovations from corporate sponsors. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about innovation, play computer games, or explore online communities like Daughter Penguin.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of going on this attraction, try something softer.
Policies and Notices
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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