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The Laserventions attraction at first light

The Laserventions attraction at first light

Laserventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1969
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Less than zero churros (by www.Ladder.name)

Description

Before entering this rotating monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two displays of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on just released innovations from corporate sponsors. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about innovation, play computer games, or explore online communities like Daughter Penguin.

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