Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Laserventions attraction, June 2, 1991, 3:16 a.m.
October 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
After entering this revolving showroom, the ignorant will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together massively expensive products from futuristic clean rooms. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Patch Penguin.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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