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The Laserventions attraction as seen from the top of a village
April 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Atop this ever-moving structure, suckers will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first gathers together just released products from futuristic clean rooms. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about becoming a better consumer, play audio games, or join online communities like Human Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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