Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Mickey Mouse's pineapple-rumbling photo of Kiloventions
October 4, 2000
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Atop this revolving antique, the curious will find two types of surprises. The first gathers together just released devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Club Buggy.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Make sure to keep your hats and balloons inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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