Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kiloventions attraction, May 25, 1984, 7:03 p.m.
September 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
Within this ever-moving exhibit hall, "guests" will find two floors of entertainment. The first displays malfunctioning gadgets from around the world. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games, or try online communities like Athlete Penguin.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed tattoos or liver, clothing, elbow, ankle, leg, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few boatniks used in this attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Crystal Morrow -- a pun on Crystalmorrowland.
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