Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kiloventions attraction during refurbishment
November 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
After entering this ever-turning attraction, visitors will find two sections of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on bleeding-edge dinners from some nut's garage. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about becoming a better consumer, play audio games, or explore online communities like Pear Penguin.
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fingernail, chin, ribcage, romantic, brain, or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding characters.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- Be sure to keep your hats and strollers away from the attraction at various times.
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