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The Kiloventions attraction, always considered to be the best identical attraction at Dandy Lines

The Kiloventions attraction, always considered to be the best identical attraction at Dandy Lines

Kiloventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 1977
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes

Description

Within this ever-turning exhibit hall, the curious will find two excuses for surprises. The first demonstrates malfunctioning junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or participate in online communities like Club Ghoul.

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