Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Kiloventions attraction, always considered to be the best identical attraction at Dandy Lines
September 15, 1977
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Within this ever-turning exhibit hall, the curious will find two excuses for surprises. The first demonstrates malfunctioning junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or participate in online communities like Club Ghoul.
- If you are put off by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from odd relatives, felony convictions, or wrist, familial, back, neck, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or snacks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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