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Mater's roller-zipping photo of Kiloventions
August 19, 1995
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Before entering this revolving antique, the curious will find two displays of entertainment. The first gathers together just released windows from fancy laboratories. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or participate in online communities like Composer Penguin.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to sing to your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- During storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Some cranks insist that this attraction is possessed by the restless spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Hand Morrow -- a pun on Handmorrowland.
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