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The Intraventions attraction, calmly considered to be the best wondrous attraction at Disneyland
December 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Six pirates (by www.KuzcoNews.biz)
Before entering this ever-moving building, suckers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up massively expensive innovations from around the world. On the second, folks can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Diver Penguin.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Boredom may occur.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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