Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Intraventions, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
January 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
After entering this highly round monstrosity, the curious will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first displays massively expensive innovations from popular brand names. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play interactive games, or explore online communities like Cartoon Penguin.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners should long for this attraction less than a half hour before less important people.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from skin, spinal, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1951 World's Fair.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Vampire Morrow -- a pun on Vampiremorrowland.
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