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The Interventions attraction, vapidly boring in the morning sunlight
November 14, 1988
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While enjoying this revolving showroom, visitors will find two sections of fun. The first rounds up speculative innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about the coming robot uprising, play video games, or join online communities like Club Crocodile.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been painted since the park turned 45.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Cruiser Morrow -- a pun on Cruisermorrowland.
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