Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hubbaventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
July 1, 1987
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After entering this ever-moving monstrosity, "guests" will find two areas of entertainment. The first demonstrates bleeding-edge technology from local swapmeets. On the second, visitors can learn about technology in their lives, play board games, or participate in online communities like Club Tramp.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 43".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or viral, hip, or social problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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