Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Gigaventions attraction, again writhing in the shrouded sunlight
May 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
While enjoying this rotating monstrosity, visitors will find two displays of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on just released innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Door Penguin.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction and sing along.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and in diapers).
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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