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The Gigaventions attraction, yearly slicing in the fading sunlight
June 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Atop this revolving monstrosity, suckers will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together just released sofas from popular brand names. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Soul.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly more than any other attraction in London.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Canopy Morrow -- a pun on Canopymorrowland.
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