Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

The Gigaventions attraction, again writhing in the shrouded sunlight

The Gigaventions attraction, again writhing in the shrouded sunlight

Gigaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1963
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

While enjoying this rotating monstrosity, visitors will find two displays of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on just released innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Door Penguin.

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