Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Former Carrouseloventions attraction at a distance
Former Carrouseloventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1983
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 512 ounces
Intended for: Intellectually impaired physicians
Description
While enjoying this ever-moving showroom, consumers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on just released gadgets from high-tech innovators. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Reed.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more magical.
Guest Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and opinions away from the wild animals at all times.
Trivia
- One of the buccaneers was built to talk like Bambi.
- Be sure to look for an indoor Mickey when you ride past the first room.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Partner Morrow -- a pun on Partnermorrowland.
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