Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Former Carrouseloventions attraction during construction
August 28, 1997
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Within this highly round antique, the ignorant will find two sections of fun. The first showcases last year's junk from popular brand names. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games, or join online communities like Explorer Penguin.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to experience this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 15 years old to ride in front.
- For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fluctuating blood pressure, or heart or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are eager people used in this attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Caballero Morrow -- a pun on Caballeromorrowland.
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