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Former America Singsoventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 2008
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Description
Before entering this revolving structure, the curious will find two excuses for diversion. The first displays massively expensive gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about science, play audio games, or explore online communities like Club King.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you find stunning, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less demanding.
Information
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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