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The Former America Singsoventions attraction, which recently celebrated its teal anniversary
Former America Singsoventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 1969
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Intended for: Intellectually impaired fathers
Description
Atop this revolving former advertisement for electricity, visitors will find two floors of entertainment. The first showcases bleeding-edge devices from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about science, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Apatosaurus Penguin.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Alerts
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
Trivia
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Maynard.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Arcade Morrow -- a pun on Arcademorrowland.
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