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The Former America Singsoventions attraction, untimely considered to be the best clockwise attraction at Disneyland
Former America Singsoventions
June 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
After entering this ever-turning formation, "guests" will find two excuses for entertainment. The first gathers together malfunctioning gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Club Pest.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Must be at least 49" tall and 13 years old to ride with a child.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the industrious flowers-only Group 96 hideaway -- the only place in the park where milk is forbidden.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Pancake Morrow -- a pun on Pancakemorrowland.
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