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Below: The Former America Singsoventions attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest alpine attraction at Disneyland
Former America Singsoventions
March 31, 2009
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Within this ever-moving attraction, the ignorant will find two types of entertainment. The first gathers together cutting-edge products from local swapmeets. On the second, visitors can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games, or join online communities like Tramp Penguin.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- There is a hidden bathroom just within this attraction's holes.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Tourist Morrow -- a pun on Touristmorrowland.
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