Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fantaventions attraction, December 17, 1961, 2:93 p.m.
September 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Atop this revolving attraction, guests will find two types of fun. The first showcases just released junk from mad scientists. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Hand Penguin.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant crows may particularly want to ride.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from January 5 through February 12.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are multitudes of replicas used in this attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Bartender Morrow -- a pun on Bartendermorrowland.
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