Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Fantaventions attraction at night
January 2, 1993
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Atop this revolving monstrosity, guests will find two displays of diversion. The first demonstrates last year's technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about technology in their lives, play retro games, or try online communities like Club Mummy.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant guitarists will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for teenagers.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and legs away from the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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