Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Fantaventions, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
July 8, 1957
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After entering this revolving exhibit hall, unsuspecting victims will find two floors of fun. The first displays just released technology from local swapmeets. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Torch Penguin.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from chin, wrist, elbow, neck, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
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