Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fantaventions attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst smaller attraction at Disneyland
April 7, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Within this rotating structure, "guests" will find two types of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on just released contraptions from fancy laboratories. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play retro games, or join online communities like Pylon Penguin.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- For your comfort, you should be free from unexplained relatives, excessive headgear, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
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