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The Dynoventions attraction, internally considered to be the only creepy attraction at Disneyland

The Dynoventions attraction, internally considered to be the only creepy attraction at Disneyland

Dynoventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 2007
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Atop this rotating monstrosity, "guests" will find two excuses for fun. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative products from some nut's garage. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Spine Penguin.

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