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The Dynoventions attraction, happily kneeling in the afternoon sunlight

Above: The Dynoventions attraction, happily kneeling in the afternoon sunlight

Dynoventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1993
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Designed by: Juveniles

Description

After entering this rotating attraction, suckers will find two floors of fun. The first rounds up just released innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about technology in their lives, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Club Seat.

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