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Al Weiss' elephant-harassing photo of Dynoventions

Al Weiss' elephant-harassing photo of Dynoventions


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1995
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: An estimated four plusses


After entering this highly round antique, "guests" will find two excuses for surprises. The first gathers together cutting-edge devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Boy Penguin.

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