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The Dynoventions show, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary

The Dynoventions show, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary

Dynoventions

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 19, 1971
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating for easily amused cast members: X rainbows

Description

Within this highly round show, the curious will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first rounds up speculative technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about technology in their lives, play numbingly familiar games identical to the ones they have at home, or explore online communities like Club Rocket.

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