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Below: Jiminy Cricket's Hawaiian-boring photo of Dynoventions
December 25, 1976
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Before entering this rotating former realm of singing animals, unsuspecting victims will find two types of surprises. The first gathers together last year's technology from around the world. On the second, folks can learn about the coming robot uprising, play interactive games, or try online communities like Club Parrot.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants can run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, elbow, cardiac, attention-span, chest, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Attorneys have written a secret log in which is written the names of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Snowball Morrow -- a pun on Snowballmorrowland.
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