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The Dynoventions attraction, internally considered to be the only creepy attraction at Disneyland
August 8, 2007
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Atop this rotating monstrosity, "guests" will find two excuses for fun. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative products from some nut's garage. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Spine Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
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