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The Dynoventions attraction, fantastically running in the fading sunlight

Below: The Dynoventions attraction, fantastically running in the fading sunlight

Dynoventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1961
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

Before entering this revolving showroom, unsuspecting victims will find two excuses for diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about science, play computer games, or participate in online communities like Guide Penguin.

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