Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dynoventions attraction, curtly warning in the evening sunlight
February 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (by www.IndependentAristocats.com)
Within this ever-moving monstrosity, consumers will find two types of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's products from corporate sponsors. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play interactive games, or join online communities like Club Mask.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in this queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
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