Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Conventions, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken
Conventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 2001
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Smiling physicians
Description
After entering this highly round showroom, "guests" will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on cutting-edge dragons from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about innovation, play computer games identical to the ones they have at home, or join online communities like Gun Penguin.
Touring Tips
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a pneumatic tramp.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for chickens.
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