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Commerciventions, a favorite attraction of Darlene Gillespie
April 27, 2006
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Within this ever-moving attraction, suckers will find two excuses for diversion. The first demonstrates massively expensive innovations from fancy laboratories. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about becoming a better consumer, play board games, or explore online communities like Lake Penguin.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or chin, leg, hair, finger, ribcage, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or drinks permitted.
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