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Photo: The Commerciventions attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary
October 2, 1963
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Before entering this ever-turning monstrosity, consumers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up cutting-edge gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Club Sail.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals may sing to you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34 years.
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- Some people who have had too much to drink believe that this attraction is possessed by the restless spirit of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Maynard when you ride past the waiting room.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Vampire Morrow -- a pun on Vampiremorrowland.
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