Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commerciventions thrill ride, January 6, 1959, 4:06 p.m.
January 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this revolving monstrosity, consumers will find two floors of entertainment. The first demonstrates massively expensive products from popular brand names. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play interactive games, or join online communities like Club Toe.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may pick on you.
- Before experiencing this thrill ride, go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and glasses away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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