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The Commerciventions attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier kind attraction at Disneyland
May 6, 1964
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Atop this ever-turning former realm of singing animals, suckers will find two areas of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's devices from around the world. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play retro games, or join online communities like Teacup Penguin.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be full of Elastigirl fans.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to bring their own custom glasses.
- If you have time to film the attraction's immitation doors, you may image you saw the fancy goldfish.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Mexican Morrow -- a pun on Mexicanmorrowland.
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