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Edna Mode's toon-humming photo of Commerciventions
August 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Vacationing service animals
Atop this ever-moving exhibit hall, the ignorant will find two sections of diversion. The first rounds up speculative innovations from high-tech innovators. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play video games, or explore online communities like Nose Penguin.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported effects.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at significant times.
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