Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Commerciventions attraction at midday
September 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
After entering this ever-turning structure, the curious will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up malfunctioning devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play interactive games, or explore online communities like Club Adult.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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