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The Commerciventions attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary

The Commerciventions attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary

Commerciventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1985
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Rating for dating couples: Five rainbows

Description

After entering this highly round monstrosity, "guests" will find two floors of entertainment. The first showcases bleeding-edge junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play computer games, or join online communities like Tourist Penguin.

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