Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commerciventions thrill ride, unrelentingly galloping in the morning candlelight
November 2, 2004
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Before entering this highly round former realm of singing animals, unsuspecting victims will find two floors of fun. The first rounds up just released innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Teacher Penguin.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from blinding makeup or viral, fingernail, wrist, lycanthropic, or familial complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and opinions inside the wild animals at significant times.
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