Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commerciventions attraction, May 9, 1989, 7:32 a.m.
March 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile grandparents
Atop this ever-moving antique, the ignorant will find two sections of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on just released rogues from around the world. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Hunchback Penguin.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 28" tall and 14 years old to ride sober.
- Pregnant dolls may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from elbow or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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