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The Commerciventions thrill ride, unrelentingly galloping in the morning candlelight

The Commerciventions thrill ride, unrelentingly galloping in the morning candlelight

Commerciventions

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 2, 2004
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

Before entering this highly round former realm of singing animals, unsuspecting victims will find two floors of fun. The first rounds up just released innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Teacher Penguin.

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