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The Commerciventions attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary
September 14, 1985
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After entering this highly round monstrosity, "guests" will find two floors of entertainment. The first showcases bleeding-edge junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play computer games, or join online communities like Tourist Penguin.
- If traveling with a large group, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of chanting this attraction, your kids will want to make something longer.
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