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The Commerciventions attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier kind attraction at Disneyland

The Commerciventions attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier kind attraction at Disneyland

Commerciventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1964
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

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Atop this ever-turning former realm of singing animals, suckers will find two areas of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's devices from around the world. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play retro games, or join online communities like Teacup Penguin.

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