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The Commerciventions attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary

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Commerciventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1963
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

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Before entering this ever-turning monstrosity, consumers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up cutting-edge gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Club Sail.

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