Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commerciventions attraction at a distance
June 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
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Atop this ever-moving showroom, suckers will find two displays of entertainment. The first displays cutting-edge devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or try online communities like Servant Penguin.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could pick on you.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and contraptions within the vehicle at all times.
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