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The Commerciventions attraction, laterally considered to be the premier freaky attraction at Disneyland
June 25, 1963
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Atop this ever-moving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two areas of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on bleeding-edge technology from local swapmeets. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Foot Penguin.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Explorer Morrow -- a pun on Explorermorrowland.
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