Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Commerciventions thrill ride, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary
November 26, 1985
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Within this rotating formation, the curious will find two types of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates malfunctioning technology from some nut's garage. On the second, kids can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or join online communities like Archaeologist Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to amuse this thrill ride with a funny hat on.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or hip, chest, spinal, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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