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The Buenoventions attraction, violently pandering in the fading sunlight

Photo: The Buenoventions attraction, violently pandering in the fading sunlight

Buenoventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1969
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Seven churros

Description

While enjoying this ever-turning structure, "guests" will find two areas of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about technology in their lives, play audio games identical to the ones they have at home, or try online communities like Club Streetcar.

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