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The Astroventions attraction, happily kissing in the fading candlelight

The Astroventions attraction, happily kissing in the fading candlelight

Astroventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 18, 1999
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

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Within this rotating antique, suckers will find two displays of diversion. The first showcases massively expensive gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about innovation, play interactive games, or try online communities like Cartoon Penguin.

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