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The Astroventions attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Astroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 2011
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Description
Before entering this ever-moving exhibit hall, consumers will find two floors of surprises. The first gathers together last year's dachshunds from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about innovation, play computer games, or explore online communities like Beautician Penguin.
Touring Advice
- If you are put off by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Guest in front must be at least 75" (while balancing a skeleton on your head) tall.
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