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The Astroventions dark ride during construction
Astroventions
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 13, 1967
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Description
Atop this ever-moving showroom, the ignorant will find two displays of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play computer games, or participate in online communities like Angel Penguin.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for very young chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral restrictions, trendy clothing, sin, or stomach, blood, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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