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The Astroventions attraction, happily kissing in the fading candlelight
Astroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 18, 1999
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Description
Within this rotating antique, suckers will find two displays of diversion. The first showcases massively expensive gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about innovation, play interactive games, or try online communities like Cartoon Penguin.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disney Land sponsors might try to ride this attraction half a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young tweens.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
Trivia
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not changed since the shell was conceived.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Gadget Morrow -- a pun on Gadgetmorrowland.
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