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Image: The Astroventions attraction at dusk
April 21, 2011
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Before entering this revolving monstrosity, visitors will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first displays bleeding-edge junk from mad scientists. On the second, adventurers can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games, or participate in online communities like Partner Penguin.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an untitled hole.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with less people on it.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Darlene Gillespie.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Patent Morrow -- a pun on Patentmorrowland.
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