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The Astroventions attraction, which recently celebrated its short anniversary
Astroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 1989
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Before entering this revolving monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two displays of surprises. The first showcases malfunctioning innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about science, play interactive games, or explore online communities like Crocodile Penguin.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
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