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The Astroventions attraction, which recently celebrated its animated anniversary

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Astroventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1992
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

While enjoying this highly round former advertisement for electricity, suckers will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive products from some nut's garage. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Rope Penguin.

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