Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Picture: The Astroventions attraction during refurbishment
May 30, 2010
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While enjoying this revolving antique, the ignorant will find two displays of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on bleeding-edge products from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about innovation, play retro games, or try online communities like Club Battery.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to sing to your friends.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and endlessly complaining).
- Oldest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from elbow, lung, viral, stomach, or blood problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- Cast members have a private book in which is written the names of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Sailor Morrow -- a pun on Sailormorrowland.
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