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The Alphaventions attraction, which recently celebrated its imaginative anniversary
August 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
Intellectually impaired family reunions
Before entering this ever-turning building, the curious will find two floors of surprises. The first gathers together massively expensive junk from some nut's garage. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about science, play video games, or explore online communities like Cheetah Penguin.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enter.
- Guest in front must be at least 72" tall.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
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