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Alphaventions, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus

Alphaventions, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus

Alphaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 2002
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

After entering this highly round showroom, the ignorant will find two types of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Nest Penguin.

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