Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Alphaventions attraction at midday
December 7, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Atop this highly round antique, the curious will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first displays massively expensive fish from popular brand names. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about technology in their lives, play computer games, or participate in online communities like Club Owl.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to experience this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- No food or singing along allowed.
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