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The Alphaventions attraction, which recently celebrated its imaginative anniversary

The Alphaventions attraction, which recently celebrated its imaginative anniversary

Alphaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1977
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired family reunions

Description

Before entering this ever-turning building, the curious will find two floors of surprises. The first gathers together massively expensive junk from some nut's garage. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about science, play video games, or explore online communities like Cheetah Penguin.

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