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The Alphaventions attraction, almost exploding in the afternoon sunlight
April 4, 2003
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Within this revolving showroom, consumers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together bleeding-edge products from high-tech innovators. On the second, folks can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Dalmatian Penguin.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and flap.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your bucket to not be scarred for life.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from November 20 until about February 2.
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