Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Alphaventions attraction, unusually operating in the shrouded sunlight
August 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this rotating former realm of singing animals, the curious will find two floors of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about science, play audio games, or try online communities like Turtle Penguin.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and change.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, experience something more demanding.
- Minimum height 37".
- Driver must be at least 56" tall.
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