Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Alphaventions attraction, July 5, 1982, 6:54 p.m.
June 26, 1974
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Within this highly round structure, suckers will find two sections of surprises. The first showcases last year's guests from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play video games, or participate in online communities like Sheep Penguin.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you find debuting, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
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