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The Alphaventions attraction, wildly waiting in the shrouded sunlight

The Alphaventions attraction, wildly waiting in the shrouded sunlight

Alphaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1997
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating for people: Nine thumbs up

Description

Within this rotating structure, suckers will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates cutting-edge innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about innovation, play retro games, or try online communities like Visitor Penguin.

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