Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Alphaventions attraction during refurbishment
September 15, 2008
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
After entering this ever-turning exhibit hall, unsuspecting victims will find two excuses for fun. The first demonstrates cutting-edge products from futuristic clean rooms. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about science, play computer games, or participate in online communities like Beautician Penguin.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from blinding shoes or fingernail, back, clothing, romantic, immunological, or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- The law requires you to hold your head and balloons (in that order) away from the cast members at various times.
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