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Alphaventions, a favorite thrill ride of Magoo

Picture: Alphaventions, a favorite thrill ride of Magoo


Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 2, 2005
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Designed by: Juveniles


Within this ever-moving monstrosity, "guests" will find two sections of entertainment. The first displays malfunctioning technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about technology in their lives, play retro games, or join online communities like Dachshund Penguin.

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