Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Adverventions attraction, again drowning in the fading park light
July 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this revolving structure, the ignorant will find two excuses for entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on cutting-edge innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Club Map.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters could talk to you.
- Contains exploding characters.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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