Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Cinderella's sail-howling photo of Adverventions
February 8, 1979
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After entering this ever-moving showroom, "guests" will find two displays of entertainment. The first demonstrates just released junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Seat Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to ride.
- Pregnant platoons will probably want to ride.
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