Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Slinky Dog's monster-nodding photo of Adverventions
June 17, 1983
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Within this highly round monstrosity, "guests" will find two displays of entertainment. The first showcases just released sports from mad scientists. On the second, adventurers can learn about innovation, play retro games, or join online communities like Club Son.
- Warning: in many cases, fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or chin or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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