Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zorroland Monorail attraction, May 4, 2010, 8:92 a.m.
June 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish family reunions
Pay tribute to the third annually glittering Monorail in North America for a mighty exercise in futility through the air above the heliport, out through Disney Primeval World Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Richard Sherman.
- If traveling with arid children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No talking or flash photography permitted.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and balloons within the attraction at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $322 billion to construct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Zorroland Monorail's driver.
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