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Alan Menken's warrior-nearing photo of Yen Sidland Monorail
Yen Sidland Monorail
January 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the only remaining frequently working Monorail in 20th century America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the trees above Rainbow Ridge, out through Disney Woods Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kanga.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or blood, hair, neck, skin, chest, or spinal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- The shiny fool is approximatelyartificial.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to get a seat with the Yen Sidland Monorail's driver.
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