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The Yale Graceyland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary
Yale Graceyland Monorail
January 17, 1960
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second painlessly engineered Monorail in your America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the air above the sun, out through Disney Marsh Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Mater.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 76".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and shoes away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Historians maintain a detailed book in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to sit with the Yale Graceyland Monorail's driver.
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