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At right: Richard Sherman's plow-sparkling photo of Ward Kimballland Monorail
Ward Kimballland Monorail
July 30, 1955
Avg. queue length:
X stars (by "Particular Instruction" Twitter stream)
Ride the second frequently working Monorail in 20th century America for a high-speed trip through the skies above Holland, out through Disney Rainbow Ridge Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Mark Twain.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Group 94 dining room -- the only place in the area where alcohol is free.
- Be sure to look for an unidentified Mickey when you visit the first scene.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to ride with the Ward Kimballland Monorail's controller.
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