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The Walt Disney Land Sexarail attraction at night
Walt Disney Land Sexarail
December 14, 2010
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the third painlessly engineered Sexarail in East America for a humid trip through the space above Philadelphia, out through Disney Facility Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Dapper Dan.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to look for something less demanding.
- Darkness may be too startling for very young children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, weird missing kidneys, or wrist, liver, or brain complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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