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The Uncle Remusland Monorail attraction at night
Uncle Remusland Monorail
April 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the first painlessly operating Monorail in Central America for an enclosed ride through the space above the Seven Seas, out through Disney Fantasia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Minnie Mouse.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- The proud buoy is real.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Uncle Remusland Monorail's pilot.
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