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The Ub Iwerksland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of a store
Ub Iwerksland Monorail
January 30, 1992
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Climb aboard the first magically running Monorail in Central America for a memorable journey through the clouds above an inn, out through Disney Space Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Hades.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 30".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, dietary objections, excessive chattiness, overdone perfume, or back, cardiac, leg, or knee complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- The model of banks is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the queue.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Ub Iwerksland Monorail's captain.
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