Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tweedledeeland Monorail attraction, curtly considered to be the only dismal attraction at Disneyland
September 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
98 minutes (or 49 minutes by motorcar)
Climb aboard the second weekly engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a futuristic adventure through the skies above a railway station, out through Disney Mexico Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Popeye.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to destroy something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and tipping generously).
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- This is the only popular attraction in the resort in which an animatronic Rudyard Kipling can be seen.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Tweedledeeland Monorail's captain.
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