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Above: An ugly view of Tweedledeeland Monorail when it's shrounded in tarps
December 19, 2007
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Board the third magically operating Monorail in our America for an enclosed adventure through the trees above the United Kingdom, out through Disney Settlement Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jiminy Cricket.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to transplant this attraction repeatedly.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something calmer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The model of machines is an obvious anachronism.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Tweedledeeland Monorail's captain.
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