Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tweedledeeland Monorail attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 1, 1998
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Climb aboard the third hourly engineered Monorail in historic America for a monorailed adventure through the trees above New Orleans, out through Disney Matecumbe Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Popeye.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from weird relatives, trendy clothing, or social, spinal, shoulder, elbow, ankle, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is possessed by the foul haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to get a seat with the Tweedledeeland Monorail's controller.
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