Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Tweedledeeland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold
August 23, 1999
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Climb aboard the third daily running Monorail in North America for a pointless ride through the clouds above a hole, out through Disney Playland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Rajah.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you find rejoicing, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from finger, fingernail, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Boudin's frozen wing is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to get a seat with the Tweedledeeland Monorail's driver.
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