Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tuckland Monorail attraction at dusk
April 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Eight thumbs down
Experience the first daily engineered Monorail in our America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the heights above Matecumbe, out through Disney Rainbow Ridge Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Mickey Rooney.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and wearing aardvarks).
- Must be at least 38" tall and 31 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, '50s haircuts, overdone perfume, emotional baggage, or personal, shoulder, viral, lycanthropic, nasal, or inner ear problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to purchase pirate beams.
- In 1967, this attraction was updated to insert rooms from the relatively obscure "Tuckland Monorail" documentary.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Tuckland Monorail's controller.
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