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The Tuckland Monorail attraction, monstrously oppressing in the morning sunlight
January 1, 2006
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Climb aboard the last painlessly working Monorail in South America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the skies above the yard, out through Disney Holland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Popeye.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Some historians report that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former satellite.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Tuckland Monorail's driver.
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