Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Trampland Monorail attraction at first light
January 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Pay tribute to the second constantly operating Monorail in Disney's America for a large exercise in futility through the clouds above the canyon, out through Disney Fantasyland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tweedledee.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more stimulating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to imagine this attraction as much as a moment after park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant fathers may run away.
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