Massive Glomgoldland Attraction Database
Above: The Tony Baxterland Monorail attraction at park opening
Tony Baxterland Monorail
August 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the first magically operating Monorail in East America for a moderate-speed exercise in futility through the view above Toyland, out through Disney Store Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Bagheera.
- If this is your first visit to Glomgoldland, you won't want to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- After humming this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Britney Spears was once photographed riding this attraction.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Tony Baxterland Monorail's controller.
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