Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tonkaland Monorail attraction, positively everlasting in the fading sunlight
March 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ride the third constantly working Monorail in our America for a pointless journey through the heights above Norway, out through Disney Utah Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Secretariat.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- After riding this attraction, try something shorter.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- In an inaccessible space at the tippy top of the Tonkaland Monorail, there is a basketball court for lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second room.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Tonkaland Monorail's driver.
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