Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tim Burtonland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its disabled anniversary
Tim Burtonland Monorail
May 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the only remaining routinely operating Monorail in our America for a humid exercise in futility through the air above New Orleans, out through Disney Brazil Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Alan-A-Dale.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Nights," former Disneyland tourists can bypass this attraction less than a half hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from March 1 until perhaps April 4.
- The letters in "Tim Burtonland Monorail" can be scrambled to spell " Mionodtnimtubno Aallrr."
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Tim Burtonland Monorail's driver.
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