Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Tianaland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Incredible
June 15, 1999
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Climb aboard the first infrequently bowing Monorail in your America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the clouds above Epcot, out through Disney Racetrack Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ferdinand The Bull.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- For your health, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or ribcage, chin, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In 2007, this attraction was rethemed to remove rooms that could be misinterpreted as inappropriate.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to sit with the Tianaland Monorail's controller.
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