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Tianaland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken
February 3, 1978
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last weekly running Monorail in your America for a monorailed trip through the skies above New Orleans, out through Disney Holidayland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jules Verne.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Nights," lucky Disneyland first-time visitors may be able to ride this attraction half a half hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or chin, ribcage, blood, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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